zeldathemes
maent rhoi'r gorau byth wir
My name is Miranda and I'm awesome. I'm also legal, sIngle, and ready to flamingle. That is all.

anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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vogue-hearts:

it only took seconds for his scent to replace the air in the room.
i filled my lungs with his smell and let it enter my bloodstream.

sp00nwhatdiduthink:

heliolisk:

hardcorehousewife:

if you need a laugh just pause this at any point [via]

every moment of this vine is true perfection
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enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

sharkbait-harurin:

【free!】宗凛Logまとめ  

velveteenrabbit:

illustratosphere:

Extraordinary miniature paintings by Lorraine Loots | Tumblr | Instagram

omg.

fannibal-crack:

why must you do this

ineedmasculism:

indigoire:

fukuzawayumi-archive:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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You son of a bitch. 

I’m getting this tattooed

Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

ouijaculate:

scrappedheaven:

mikrovia:

dolce-vitaaaaa:

When I go running:

when i run to open the door for the food i ordered

when someone finally comes out of the bathroom and i can take a shit.

when his wife come home with the kids and you gotta hurry outta the house into the car

ouijaculate:

scrappedheaven:

mikrovia:

dolce-vitaaaaa:

When I go running:

when i run to open the door for the food i ordered

when someone finally comes out of the bathroom and i can take a shit.

when his wife come home with the kids and you gotta hurry outta the house into the car

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

adapto:

Body comparative #3 (1,2)

hotfacedescort:

Still cockteasing…..
When’s he gonna finally pull it out and show it off?!?!
Los Angeles Bi ESCORT: follow my blog & adventures here: http://hotfacedescort.tumblr.com

hotfacedescort:

Still cockteasing…..

When’s he gonna finally pull it out and show it off?!?!

Los Angeles Bi ESCORT: follow my blog & adventures here: http://hotfacedescort.tumblr.com

thenerddess:

Arrow 2.5 #2

thenerddess:

Arrow 2.5 #2