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My name is Miranda and I'm awesome. I'm also legal, sIngle, and ready to flamingle. That is all.

transtamlen:

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

the apology thing is really important because the second you do that the mistake becomes about you and your feelings and it becomes my job to console you after having my own feelings hurt.

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

hammerlock:

agendr:

reblog this post with a picture of the weirdest dog

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

colinodonorgasm:

#princess Jasmine taking no shit from no one ◡‿◡✿

Why Children's Cartoons Should Be Taken Seriously

Danny Phantom: A 14-year-old boy with an already sucky life gets half-killed by his parents' stupidity, and has to try to keep up with his own life.
American Dragon: A 13-year-old boy discovers that he is actually a beast hated by most and has to deal with the same shit as Danny Phantom, only double as much because his awful teacher knows.
Fairly OddParents: A depressed 10-year-old is given a pair of magic fairies to help relieve him of all different forms of child abuse.
The Last Airbender: A 12-year-old boy is given the responsibility of saving the entire world by mastering a decade's worth of mystic skills in under a year.
thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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u: i dont like ur favorite character
me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
me irl: wtf the fuck..............

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

putyourdreamstobed:

onlylolgifs:

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Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well