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My name is Miranda and I'm awesome. I'm also legal, sIngle, and ready to flamingle. That is all.

shouldnt:

Different maturity levels masterpost

quingly-kipling:

politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

exactly

queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

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shellystrick4l:

damaseas:

who made this

Lmao

shellystrick4l:

damaseas:

who made this

Lmao

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

frostedkiwi:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

frostedkiwi:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

i have done nothing all day.

i have done nothing all day.

guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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lucifersaam:

Pac-Man Fever a.k.a that episode where the brothers weren’t hot at all